That's why The Best Part of Today #8 is
finding out what smurfs are good for.
You heard me right. Smurfs. Those tart little blue imps that are actually about the size of large blackberries. What do you think happened to them after the 80's (Boomerang reruns not included.) They had to go somewhere, as a friend of mine decided after my ingestion of a large blue razzberry lollipop that left my mouth "smurf blue."
Unfortunately, Smurfs fell under the protection of S.P.E.W and could no longer be used to make delicious blue treats, so candy companies had to resort to the use of Rubus Leucodermis, or the Whitebark Raspberrry, later known as the "Blue Raspberry" for its associations with the previously smurf-produced flavor.
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